Men In Black

ABOVE: Actual photo from recent meeting of College Democrats (Princeton, NJ)


Sure, it's easy to dismiss most College Republicans
as a bunch of slack-jawed, bed-wetting, chickenhawk
cowards who prefer to let others fight their dirty
little wars for them while they empty another keg
and jerk-off to old Chuck Norris movies.

But that wouldn't be fair.

Especially once you learn about guys like Francisco
Nava, who do so much to advance the cause of American
Conservatism by exposing dangerous, new enemies that
are poisoning our institutions of higher learning:

Imaginary Hippie Ninjas!