06 February 2008

Less Jobs, More Wars

The Republican Party has spoken, and they want John McCain
for their president. I'll admit the logic behind that decision
is a bit hard for a dirty, liberal hippie like me to understand.
But luckily, we have conservatives like Pat Buchanan and
Joe Scarborough to explain his unique appeal to GOP voters.

BUCHANAN: Here’s a guy, basically, what
does he say? The jobs are never coming back,
the illegals are never going home, but we’re
gonna have a lot more wars.

SCARBOROUGH: We’re gonna start a lot of
wars! He has promised, for the record Keith,
John McCain’s platform — and it certainly
looks inviting for the fall — he has promised
less jobs and more wars. Now that’s something
we can all rally behind.

"Less jobs, more wars." It's got a nice ring to it, no?