11 August 2006



WASHINGTON - The Bush administration posted
an unprecedented code-red alert for passenger
flights from Britain to the United States and
banned liquids from all carry-on bags Thursday,
clamping down quickly after British authorities
disrupted a frightening terror plot.

But seriously, what about ice cream?

Technically, ice cream is not a liquid unless it melts
or you make a milkshake. (mmmm... milkshake.)

If I showed up with a few pints of Häagen-Dazs and a
carry-on bag that could keep it cold
, would they let me
through the gate?

Could someone please ask Chertoff? I really need to
know this shit.