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It looks like Tom Cruise is about to become the next
Scott Tenorman.

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS
battle, but the million-year war for earth has
just begun!" the "South Park" creators said
in a statement Friday in Daily Variety.
"Temporarily anozinizing our episode will
NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever
trapped in your pitiful man-bodies... You
have obsructed us for now, but your feeble
bid to save humanity will fail!"