Karl Klassified

A wise philosopher once said...

Come on guys, it’s so simple.
Maybe you need a refresher course.

And in today’s Los Angeles Times...

An intelligence analyst temporarily lost his top-secret
security clearance because he faxed his resume using a
commercial machine.

An employee of the Defense Department had her
clearance suspended for months because a jilted
boyfriend called to say she might not be reliable.

An Army officer who spoke publicly about intelligence
failures before the Sept. 11 attacks had his clearance
revoked over questions about $67 in personal charges to
a military cellphone.

But in the White House, where Karl Rove is under
federal investigation for his role in the exposure of a
covert CIA officer, the longtime advisor to President
Bush continues to enjoy full access to government
secrets.

Hey! It’s all ball bearings nowadays.