03 June 2005

Do you want to know a secret?

It’s been quite a year for mysterious characters revealing
their true identities. [I predict Batman will be next]

The mainstream press are all on the Deep Throat
story –– giving Pat Buchanan and G. Gordon Liddy
yet another shot at rewriting history.

But as Nixon himself once said…

I’m not going to wallow in Watergate.

Instead, I’d like to direct your attention to another man
who recently revealed a secret he's kept for over 30 years.

His name is Bob Heironimus. You know him as Bigfoot.

The only mystery that remains is why he stayed
silent for so many years –– since he was never paid
the money he was promised from the photographer.

Get the full story, here and here.